#Ty for your service 🫡

[afterlife-2004]

[spencersagnew]

another damangela comp has hit youtube

[valleynix]

I heard you needed pet pictures 🫡

THE BABY!!!! LOOK HOW CUTE!!! oh my god best night EVERKANDKSJD

[thriftedtchotchkes]

excuse me while i go jump off a cliff (and then quit my job to become joel miller's maid)

no-outbreak!joel miller whose brother hires him a topless maid.

for tommy, it’s meant to be a double-edged dig, a mockery of joel’s lack of sex-life and a commentary on the slowly worsening state of his house. (with sarah moving for college last month, he’s just not used to being an empty-nester yet, spiralling into a bought of depression as he realises just how much his little girl did around the house for him.)

for true-southern-gentleman joel, it's the most embarrassing, pearl-clutching thing that's ever happened to him since he got a bloody nose in the middle of his first ever blowjob (which ended the moment the girl noticed blood dripping onto her forehead, storming out the locker room and leaving him there, cock-out and balls dangling-). but he doesn't tell tommy no, no matter how much he pretends to protest.

so when you show up at his door, all pretty and doe-eyed, asking if he's mr. miller like you're not the embodiment of his personal all-american, girl-next-door fantasy, he's too flushed in the cheeks to protest as you step inside.

what follows is an incredibly awkward, painfully hard sequence taking place over an hour, where joel tells himself he's definitely watching the game playing on his tv and not at all noticing you, now topless, cleaning around his house.

you dust, and brush, and polish. and joel doesn't watch any of it, not a god-damn thing you do. christ, you're half his age and he's not trying to be an old creep.

but it's not his fault when you're right under his television unit. down on your knees, brushing out dust from beneath the old furniture, spine curved to help you reach further under, your whole upper body pressed to the floor.

he has no choice but to look right at you, and your pretty, smushed-against-the-floor tits; and your skirt that's slowly, slowly sliding up and over your ass, presenting him with the delectable sight of smooth thighs and a baby pink thong resting neatly over your asshole.

one of the football teams scores, but joel's too busy sliding his hand under his grey sweatpants to notice who. blushing and with just a touch of a fire he's not felt in a few good years burning in his loins, he works over his cock as discreetly as he can, all the while you sway back and forth in front of him, presenting yourself like a feast he just can't have, won't allow himself to have.

no matter how easy it would be to mount you from behind, tug that lacy thong to the side to reveal your no doubt perfect pussy and have his way with you. fuck you so good you make a mess all over the floors you'd just cleaned. maybe he'd make you lick his cum off it after, polish it with your tongue before he grants himself a taste of your asshole-

joel miller, fifty-six, father of one (two, if you count that foster girl a couple streets over, ellie, who insists on crashing his movie-nights every goddamn friday) cums in his own pants, muffling his own groans by biting into his hand so hard he draws blood.

and you, this pretty, sweet, polite little thing, have absolutely no clue. you just stand up, dust off your knees, get yourself dressed again and thank him for being such an easy, kind client. just as you're about to step out his front door, you look at him in a way that makes his cock twitch inside the sticky-mess of his sweatpants, and say...

"so what time do you want me here next month, mr. miller?

joel doesn't know whether to thank or curse tommy for paying for a whole year of your monthly cleaning services.

[maiya-was-here]

HOLY SHIT ITS LITERALLY THE JUMPER

also this is def mike the photographer confirmed it

we never stop winning 🏆

ty for your service christopher 🫡

[laylakeating]

You told him that? Yeah, the plane was going down. RINA APPRECIATION WEEK 2024 DAY TWO | favourite dynamic with rina → Ashlyn Caswell

[sitp-recs]

‼️ Who else is gonna squeeze this new pureblood rites/chastity device treat in between meetings???? ‼️

[woozixo]

GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET‼️‼️‼️

make up make out session with shota after he ignores you while playing a video game!

shota makes me dizzy, thank u for sending something in for him!!

i can see this as a frequent occurrence tbh, we all know soul loves his alone time where he can game to his heart’s content after a long day of practice. you, however, just want to spend some time with your boyfriend today, but anything you do to try and get his attention is waved off by him. you understand that he wants to relax, but you don’t understand why you have to be removed from that equation, especially when you both know that there are.. more creative ways for him to let loose whilst giving you the attention you crave. you even considered sucking him off underneath his gaming table at a certain point, but dismissed that option because dammit you want to be the center of all of his attention, not partially!

after you’ve realized he’s not gonna let up on gaming anytime soon, if his short replies weren’t any indication of that, you retreat back to your bed, opting to scroll through your socials until he’s done. despite your determination to get over the way he’s been ignoring you since he got home, you can’t help but crave his embrace, and it’s pitiful how bored you get of scrolling within minutes. shota however, is still very preoccupied with his game, and without thinking, you get up from bed, walk over to his console, and unplug the main wire, resulting in the screen going pitch black. you’re about to make a snarky remark about how he can’t ignore you now, but you realize that your boyfriend looks incredibly pissed off, with his hands in the air as he stares at you in shock and annoyance.

as you can imagine, your sudden actions result in an argument between the pair of you, to which you finally decide to fess up and tell him that you miss him, and you wish he would include you in his plans rather than ignoring you all day. this seems to click in soul’s mind and he realizes that yes, he has been ignoring you and yes, he should apologize. although the argument wasn’t that serious, he still feels really bad and decides to guide you to your shared bed, apologizing several times before leaning in for a kiss. you smile into his lips as you’ve finally won him over, apologizing for cutting his game short before wrapping your arms around his neck to go in for another kiss.

by the end of the night, your covered in your boyfriend’s cum, a big smile painted on your face as you realize that yes, you’ll always be more important than shota’s silly games :p

a/n: now i wanna write a scenario where you give gamer shota head under his desk…

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[movedto-mrs-bluemarine]

I did two drawings with this god-awful drawing box thing. did you ever get those?

I did. And they're beautiful. I was waiting to do a reveal once the site shut down but I've gotten a few fantastic pictures <3

[twelvegrimmyplace]

miquitaoliver Celebrating 3,476 years of friendship ✨ SUNDAY with my number 1 Schmoodge 💓

[ahagisborn]

Yeah I support the troops (dude stoned out of his gourd working halloweekend at party city)

[thecollectionsof]

youtube(.)com/watch?v=2X7SFLWcLYo new Gigi podcast

oh my god yeah !!!!!! AND it has video (always a bonus she is so so pretty)

i watched it yesterday and okay my thoughts:

“Letting your child be who they are and grow up the way they want to grow up (and naturally do) is suicide prevention.” crying over a gigi podcast 👍 neat

i love how these people went. hi gigi you're beautiful!! anyways life story go :)

drinking game (you'll get sloshed) drink every time gigi says "my mom" <3

"have you dated straight men?" "mhm! I have :). terrible. awful :)"

also hearing gigi talk about how hard parenting is and how to parent was really funny to me because i was fully like yeah!! and gigi would know because she's been raised by parents too :) !!!! (forgetting that that's. actually quite a common thing and definitely does not mean that someone is good at parenting or qualified to give advice) (also forgetting that i, too, was raised by parents)

i love a few new gigi lore reveals but i really wish we got more stories? if that makes sense??? a lot of it felt like recap which is fun but i love things like her on hair queen where she's like :) i learned about sex through bratz dolls here's how—

basically this podcast is fun and very candid about her life and also her experience as a trans women with different things but it's not the silly goofy gigi content that i could like. pull into a compilation or anything. except maybe the straight men part because the way she nods about it is SO funny to me

[mooshroomterrarium]

btw, i've got a busy few days coming up so it'll probably take me a hot second to get to some of the bribes totally ethical sketch requests, but i am still taking them!! just know i may not fill em all right away haha

[kpgimpactor]

Finally hit 60 hrs in Elden Ring and I think I’m….2/3 of the way through the main story? On average I’m guessing I’m like halfway through most NPC quest lines. There is still So Much to do.

[takethistoyourgrave2003]

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